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A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.
Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"
Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."
A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.
I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.
Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.
A white cotton object (looks like a dick) that goes into your vagina while you're on your period. Or you put them in your noes when you have a now bleed
Karen do you have a tampon I can use.
In and out , x17
A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”
“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”