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walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.

"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."

by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009

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dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire March 2, 2011

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text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

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Text Impression

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.

Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...

by Gunslinger August 24, 2010

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text strike

Letting the other person text you first, sometimes going a day or two before the other person decides to hit you up. Very popular after an argument or dis-agreement of some sort.

situations:
1. when you are texting on your phone and purposely, decide not to text back or reply at all for the rest of the day/night. 2. If someone is texting someone else first everyday and decides one day not to text first or even text at all that day. 3. A person receiving the text messages from another person and reading them but purposely not replying to them because they are mad or dont feel like texting with them. However they are still texting with other people and not that specific person they do not wanna reply too.

I havnt talk text to her since last night i decided to go on a text strike just to see if she would hit me up first

by joe mcporno March 14, 2011

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Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

by Rude Bitch October 18, 2010

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Text Pressure

text pressure is when you are with a group of people that are texting, and you feel obligated to take out your phone in order to be equally cool and not stand out from the rest.

dude1: who are you texting?
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!

by phoenixlk27 December 14, 2009

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