A big purple penis daddy that has been sexually excited/angered and found Micheal Jacksons glove and Elvis Presleys baby.
1. WOW DID HE SEE HIM HE S SUCH A THANOS
BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK
THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY
i wish i had a thanos except im not feeling too good
the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies
dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!
The turd in the bowl that just won’t flush
Thanos can’t be defeated
I have me a floater, or goddamn that’s bigger than the pipe
A large purple grape with a yeezy or ballsack for a chin and a gold sparkly oven mitt
Thanos: Give me the gemsssssss
Thanos is a mean bitch from infinity war
He killed my baby Peter Parker.