Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.
Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.
A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.
The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.
Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!