Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.
"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"
ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.
Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.
The term one uses when they avoid someone or something.
I was trying to talk to anyone on my way home through the subway, so I just skated on them.
Little Jimmy was trying to leave work early. When his boss came around looking for him, little Jimmy had to skate on them so he could go home.
Gamers that play skateboarding games like Skater XL. Most of them have their in-game character on Instagram and post footage there. Some of it went over to the mobile app True Skate and other console games like Session.
Adding to the personalities, there are also frake skate "companies" designing downloadable custom content for the games supporting it. Most of them are non profit.
I run a fake skate company.
Tony is a fake skater playing session or skater xl.
When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.
My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!