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When your crush finds out you like him/her, so you make a big story of why it isn't true.
Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.
When a person hypes up a story to be really good but ends up being one of the most lame stories ever told.
okay guys I have a really funny Ozzie story evryone in class was reading but I wasnt lol.
The favorite story of a twitch streamer who brags about blowing a guy that year
New people need to know the 1992 story
Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.
pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story
a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.
common stories that story lions tell-
-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)
when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame
Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup