A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked
Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting
1. Someone that you used to text.
2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.
You texting Meghan anymore?
Nah, she's my texting ex now.
You still using that online dating website?
Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.
Pronounced es-X The sex you have with an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend after you have broken up with them.
I saw my ex girlfreind lana at the bar last night. We talked for a while, and old feelings started to come back. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, we were on my bedroom floor having S-EX!
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when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.
"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."
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An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World
I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.
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