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What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of
departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.
Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!
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An extreme drinking maneuver:
1. Spray Axe body spray on your arm.
2. Light your arm on fire
3. Do a shot of whatever hard alcohol with your other arm.
4. Blow out your flaming arm.
Burning Bradleys are awesome to watch, not to do.
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Little round ass grape lookin ass that is skinny and plays his phone too much. He plays his phone when he is on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never recovered all legends die on the making. R.I.P Big daddy Burns calculator 2017-2018
Jack Burns is a skinny round head ass kid that likes men
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Fully aware that your current partner has an STD, such as syphilis, you say "fuck it she's hot" and screw the shit out of her anyway.
A week ago John had some Burning Pleasure with this chick he met at a bar, now he has herpes.
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A rash or red mark on one's body caused by the friction of one's skin rubbing on a carpet or rug. Often happens during the act of sex or play.
"That chick had on so much blush it looked like she had rug burn on her cheeks."
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The act of lighting a females pubic hairs on fire, and putting it out with the males seamen.
Last night Ben preformed the burning jungle, and accidentaly lit the whole girl on fire.
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The place to go to experience the end of a once budding counterculture. Burning Man is now (2010) a mere looking-glass reflection: a kind of mirror image of a once great Wonderland of creativity, inspiration, construction, destruction, and random acts of silliness among other wild things.
Sadly enough, Alice was long ago murdered and replaced by a not-so-sweet smelling character named, Crimson Rose. In fact, the entire character list of the original Wonderland was gagged, beaten then tossed into San Francisco Bay by a faceless, soulless corporate entity known as the LLC, or BMorg, or more accurately; The Borg.
In typical Borg fashion, the once thriving counterculture of Burning Man was assimilated into the Borg's vision of the ways things should be: A particularly foul tasting shit-sandwich filled of rules and restrictions over individual expression, among other distasteful side dishes covered in special Borg shit-sauce.
And the citizens of Black Rock City cried out: "We'll take second helpings of all your shit, oh Borg!". And the Borg was pleased.
Daughter: Mommy, did anyone say 'stop' to the Borg while it was killing Burning Man?
Mother: Yes, Dear. Some people did, but they were silenced.
Daughter: I don't like this place, Mommy.
Mother: Shut up or Daddy won't get a DPW T-shirt this year, Dear.
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