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A trouble maker That originates from the gypsy word chavi. Chavs love RnB, Hip Hop Gangsta Rap and Donk where as the music that Chavs hate because it is the most "unchavvy" music to listen to consists of Metal Rock Dub Reggae Dubstep House and Dnb. (not all listed.) Chav slang includes "init" "Fuck!" "wankar" and "Ya mate".Often you will see Chav writing in public toilets usually something like "wanka" or something about two school kids doing it. It is beileved that Chav stands for Council House Associated Scum the meaning of this is a stereotype of chavs whom live in council houses. Chavs often wear Chavvy clothing which is fake burberry clothing with "Tracksuit bottoms" and Adidas pumps. Famous Chavs include Dappy (who is just an absolute twat) Katie price (an annoying British model AKA a chavvy prostitute) and Louie Spence.
(Pupil) Hey did you hear bout derrick?
(Teacher)Na
(Pupil)He listens to N-DUBZ and watches Louie Spence's Show Business
(Teacher)What a Chav ;)
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As I understand it a definative "chav" is a person from a working class background who has fallen upon good fortune and gained a small wealth (possibly from the outrageous British property market or by being employed as a proffesional football player). As opposed to bettering themselves or investing said gains a "chav" proceeds to spend their financial winfall on overpriced "fashion" labels and garish jewellery (always gold). A "chav" as I now commonly use the word has become a label for teenagers to twenty-somethings who exercise boorish behaviour, commonly found congregating around local shops and telephone boxes for the teenage "chav" and in national chain "Wine-bars" for the over 18 versions. I have also read that the term "chav" is a modern version of the word "yuppie" but as opposed to a ponytail, mobile phone and shiny polyester suit a "chav" dons a magnitude of gold that would make Mr T jealous, a baseball cap (the more jaunty the angle the better) and clothing with someone elses name written all over it ie; Fred Perry, Henry LLoyd ect.....
Examples of "chavs" in the social limelight are Colleen Rooney, The Sugababes (especially Mutya, which is such a fitting name) and most proffesional footballers.
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A growing group of a highly unintelligent British underclass, as evidenced by the 2011 UK riots. Politically-correct people generally view the term as discriminatory or "socially racist".
Defined by:
* No work ethic.
* A bullying mentality.
* Drug use / addiction / small time dealing while pretending to be a big fish.
* Compulsory brand name sports attire with a specific colour scheme per season, combined with fools gold jewelery.
* Compulsive lying, eg: about the extent of a criminal background, infidelity, etc...
* Highly argumentative. Can literally start an argument with a lamp post if they feel it has disrespected them in the slightest way.
* Highly illiterate. Basic words are usually abbreviated beyond recognition, particularly in written form. Grunting noises and swearing usually substitute the rest.
* Being on state benefits / welfare for most, usually all of their lives.
* Domestic violence involving beaten female partners or children.
* Binge drinking with cheap alcohol, including weekdays.
* Criminal records being viewed as a diploma, as it increases their perceived "hardness" status, and decreases their chance of gaining employment.
* Using immigration as a scapegoat for their self-inflicted predicament.
* High likelihood of single parent status in post-adolescence life.
* Generally incapable of committed / stable relationships throughout their entire lives.
* An arrogant sense of entitlement.
Chav: 'Ere mate, yoooo starting bro? Chooo yooooo know who I am?! I'm a well known gangster and know where yoooo live.
Lampost: ...............................
Chav: *Headbutts*, *Punches* & *Kicks* lampost indefinitely.
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many ask me “what is a chav” and i simply say back to them
“why it is someone who looks like a walking adidas or nike advert” this meaning that all they ever seem to wear is nike and adidas 👌🏻
“look at those chavs”
“i see them over there”
“they are all wearing adidas and nike”
“ew!”
A person (usually a teenage-young adult british female) who wears pounds of makeup with harsh contour, too dark fake tan and is usually mocked for their jittery stance. Usually known to carry around a Michael Kors handbag, a Victoria's Secret perfume and roughly three energy drinks. Everybody mocks chavs.
Girl #1: OMG I LOOK LIKE A CHAV WITH THIS MAKEUP!
Girl #2: you better not go out like that! xD
Girl #1: xD *wipes off makeup*
A male or female age ranging from 11-30 who typically spends all their time walking around parks usually around 10-12 o clock at night smoking weed and sitting in McDonald's while usually riding a mountain bike doing countless wheelies in the middle of the road wearing clothes from shops such as JD, footasylum etc. A typical chav would be wearing a full north face tracksuit with a birth face hat, a nike,a tiny Adidas or north face manbag in order to only be able to fit a shank and weed, a fake gold or silver chain, air max 95s, 97s or any nike air trainer with there tracksuit bottoms are half way down their legs. Even if not provoked in any way if u even give one look at a chav they will start on u and will want a fight. If they own a car it will usually be a Vauxhall Corsa with a engine loud enough so People in a different country could hear it.
I saw a chav riding his mountain bike and doing wheelies
A ‘Chav’ is someone who smokes weed at kfc car park 24/7. They have lost their virginity at the age of 10-13 and wears fake designer clothes like North Face. Most of chavs live in Devon, Paignton.
Sindy Lu- “ I fucked a chav. Does that make me a chav too?”
Kerrie- “Yes, you skanky chav.”