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A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.
Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.
Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*
Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.
Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**
*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
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To shit on an unsuspecting persons shoes, while they are or are not wearing them.
My brother pissed me off so while he was at work I gave all his shoes a Cleveland Shoe Shine.
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Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.
Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.
The act of Finishing (ejaculating) inside a womans rectum, then proceeding to have her push the semen as well as her feces out onto your chest
Man, that chick I brought back from the bar last night let me cum in her ass and then she gave me a Glazed Steaming Cleveland
when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass
Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.
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The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.
"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"
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Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.
Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!
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