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The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."
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Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.
"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"
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Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.
cf. story of my life
I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.
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Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
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A burger that comes with sharp cheddar cheese.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man Burger... it comes with sharp cheddar!"
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licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?
ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
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AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!
Otherwise yo' in the shit.
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