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There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.
Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”
A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above
man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”
A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
Lone Star Baskets
Texas Gift Basket
The good good before you go to bed.
Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !
A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.
Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!
Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.
Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....