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Sumthing that is said when someone bums you out and you've got no comeback for it....
"You look so cool with those man-tit's of yours"
"Your Mum!"
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A classy lady of fairly hefty build.
'You're a good player and your mum is a classy lady.'
-bungie.net dynamic header
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a term used for the mum at the school gates who thinks she is better than other mums because she feeds her children soya milk and seeds and their children attend every possible school club and the whole weekend consists of ferrying their children to dance,piano,cello lessons,they also look down on other mums who may feed their children just as well and be really bright,nice people because they buy there children sweets or take them to pizza hut every now and then.The organic mums usually stay in groups consisting of only other organic mums.
They check foods at other childrens birthday partys for e-numbers and throw away any sweets found in party bags.
The also make other mums feel stupid for not attending uni or having some sort of formal qualifications.
They do not like cockneys or south-east london mums because they think they are all chavs even though they are normal working class mums.
organic mum"oh hi edward would like to have bobby round for tea one day after school"
South-east born london mum"oh lovely,yeah mate thats fine when was you thinking love"
organic mum"oh actually,i will have to check with my partner for a suitable date" organic mum is thinking >>run away,run away she said love!oh deary me!!!......what a chav....
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You and ur mum and ur family will get chop up you dumb tranny faggot shit heads
Ur mums a fat slag and I will chop her up
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When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.
God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!
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Looks like Gail Platt off of Coronation Street.
Becky: Look over there!
Beth: Why who is it?
Becky: It's Gail Platt out of Coronation Street!
Beth: No it's not! It's Amy's mum!
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