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A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.
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Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.
That man was such a noah last night in bed.
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A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis
Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small
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A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.
A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.
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A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week
Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf
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Noah it’s the perfect guy. He’s funny and sweet, he’s caring and will make you feel loved and cared about. He’s great at flirting but sometimes can’t tell when he’s actually flirting. He’s loyal and dependable. He will always have your back and make sure your okay. If anyone hurts you he’ll flip out. He’s down on himself sometimes and will often hid how he feels because he doesn’t wanna bother you. But when he does tell you something don’t run away listen and support him even if you can’t help. He has the most stunning brown eyes and this gorgeous curly hair. He might make stupid puns but you will laugh anyway because you can’t help it. Honestly this boys the most perfect boy you can ever have. The girls who date him are the luckiest people in the whole world. He’s an amazing kisser, and knows his way around. He’s the perfect person to hug and he has a huge dick. He’s honestly perfect
Damn Noah’s literally perfect
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