The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
Code word for when one fucks his family.
Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".
A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.
Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.
when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.
Related to "planting a seed"
"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron
When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."