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Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.
Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.
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This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.
Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*
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Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.
Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.
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when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."
You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.
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Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.
Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!
Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.
There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.
The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.
The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag
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An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...
"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."
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