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mud pole

A white man's penis, used to penetrate a black woman's pussy or asshole. Derrogatory term used to disparage a desperate white man or loser. A nigger lover.

Herman was hangin' out on the south side last night with Shaneequa. The fuckin' mud pole!

by jdog1096 May 19, 2005


South Pole

South Pole-
1.Wanna be nigga clothing
2.Wigger clothing
3.Wanna be wigger clothing

Ex.-Anyone that wears south pole is either a wigger or a wanna be wigger.

by [[Mrcr]] December 17, 2004


Totem Pole

To engage in cunnilingus while one person straddles another, standing person.

Because I totem poled Jane last night, I am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.

by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009


cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 06, 2018


ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft September 27, 2015


pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.

drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker

by wooooparty June 15, 2010


Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.

I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.

by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019