porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

Porch man

A porch man is urself

Ur dad is a porch man

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.

"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'

vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco