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The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.
In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.
a name that automatically means awesome, atractive, intelligent, and ridiculously talented. people with this name are often envied and loved.
Oh man your a robert harrison? *ENVYOUS*
A pizza ordered from the Hurricane Hut at the University of Tulsa. Consists of Albert's barbecue sauce, chicken, and bacon. Drops panties.
Hot chick: "What are you getting?"
Robert Hall: "I'm getting my pizza, the Robert Hall."
Hot chick: "Let's get dirty."
When A person makes reference to Robert Pattinson and R.Kelly being romantically involved A.K.A ships them as a couple
Robert Pattelly would make a gr8 couple #couplegoals
The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.
EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.
A person with a lot of nicknames
Like:
JahBert
Bert
Gorp
Bert
Garb
That guy has a lot of Robert Krzeminski