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Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it
My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!
A day that consists of staying inside one room all day under your blankets without communicating with anyone.
" see me today?"
"Nah staying home"
"Text me then?"
" Having a shelled day."
The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
That of which turtles spawn with.
"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells
When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
A word that an annoying bitch names Emmalee uses during fortnite and keeps saying it until there teammate gives them shotgun shells