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When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)
Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!
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the best tattoo shop in the country (continental US). Located in Hollywood, California. surprisingly, found on Sunset Blvd. Tell them 'babycakes' sent you! (then they'll hurt you real bad!)
i just got new ink at Sunset Strip Tattoo.
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Quite popular affair in San Francisco and New York in which a drag queen (male who dresses as a woman) takes off his clothes in the art of erotic dance, for money or other means of payment such as homosexual acts.
Otto was able to pay off his college expenses by drag stripping on the weekends.
Lance duped his friend's, who like fast cars and racing, into going to the drag strip last friday night.
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To play a nice game of ping pong.
The consequesnces of losing are to strip naked either after:
A) One has one the game
B) One has forfeitted the game
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you just take off an article of clothing per time your opponent gets a point
Jimmy and Sara were playin strip ping pong and sara lost. Then proceeded to strip naked for a very happy Jimmy
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The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk
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