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Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out
"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"
Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home
“Sara’s a fake vegan”
man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".
Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.
Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.
Water that does not contain any animal.
waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please
When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out
That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan
A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet
Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.