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Water that does not contain any animal.
waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please
A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.
Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today
Grace: *Gasps*
Riley: What?
Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!
Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty
#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...
Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.
Grace: OK. *hugs*
A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.
Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!
Assault vegans are those vegans that make The fact that they are vegan The most important part of their personality.
Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.
Today was The eight time this month i was confrontes by a assault vegan.
Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out
"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"
Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home
“Sara’s a fake vegan”
When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out
That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan