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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 11, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


nick nack paddy wack

It has been deduced that this song is referring to the killing of a police officer.

'Paddy' is a slang term for a police officer, and 'whack' is slang for murder.

The sound 'nick nack' is obviously reproduced from a mechanical weapon such as a catapult, trebuchet, or large crossbow.

Therefore it is a term for the murder of a police officer using a mechanical weapon.

Did you cover up your tracks on that nick nack paddy wack?

by John Anonymouse July 20, 2013

66๐Ÿ‘ 358๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

by The bee's knees July 9, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck

Just a disgusting collection of roadkill and compost that you put on vegetation, usually cannabis, in order to boost its nutrients and allows it to grow faster and healthier.

The plants that I put the "Okey-doke, Ju-wack, & Puck" on has grown much faster then then others!

by Cat Blackbone March 21, 2022


talk smack you get a wack

something you would say to someone you are downright pissed off at.

"oi lorna lou , talk smack you get a wack " said sop.mc

by sop.mc April 21, 2016


Death to the formula, death to the wack

1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"

2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation

From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":

"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"

Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bomb diggity smack wack attack

this would be the long version of bomb diggity, which means super cool; awesome; the best thing ever. i am not sure if my brother somehow made this up or if it is use elsewhere.

damn, that movie was the bomb diggity smack wack attack!

by katie w August 22, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž