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1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,
2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"
"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
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Crispy water is basically lettuce,the most tasteless,bland vegetable ever grown. Hence the name, lettuce is basically Crispy Water.
Crispy Water FTW!!!
Dylan: Got any Lettuce???
Conor: Screw that Crispy Water
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(n)A shit that combines with water.Caca water can happen when you sit on VIDET and you sit there for ten minutes,and then water backs up the pieces of mojon like an ass tampon.
Then a half an hour you start feeling like you need to throw a fart,but then you for a second,seeing water shit comes running down your pants,then your fucked.
You can also use this word as an expression like for example.
1.This school milk taste like caca water!
2.This soup looks like caca water.
Juan:Oh fuck something is coming down your pants!!
Susan Boyle: Oh silly me. That just caca water
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An ice cube, usually just to snack on or used to chew after the beverage is gone.
Ice chips
It was a hot day outside, so after I fished my coke I just ate the rest of my water-cookies.
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to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires
" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"
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Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
WATER POLO:
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.
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