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The act of unzipping the pants and whipping out the male member. May be considered foreplay to the zip and flip. But generally done to pee or simply show off one's schlong.
Kevin was walking down the street and need to pee. He darted behind a bush and was done after a quick zip and whip.
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When a guy wants a chicks pussey so bad that he does anything and everything for her.
Look at John, man he's diung everythng for her, he's pussey whipped.
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To be told what to do against your wishes and against what is right by your girlfriend / wife.
John should be playing golf with his mates this Sunday but because he is so pussy whipped he will be vacuuming and folding washing instead.
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Where the male in the relationship has no control at all, as the female has such a firm grip on his testicles that if she says a command, he will do it. The female refuses to let go of the males genatalia for any reason that is detrimental to her achieving complete happiness.
He is rarely seen by his friends as the leash that he is kept on is never, if at all removed.
Optional traits of said female include a snobbiness of anything seemingly 'beneath her' and an incredible distaste for any other female her boyfriend may have any remote friendship with.
Person A: Me and X split up, I'll be coming out tonight!
Person B: Ah about time! We haven't seen you for weeks!
later that night
Person B: Hey, where's A?!
Person C: Oh didn't you hear? X wouldn't let him come out...
B: He said they split up :S
C: Yeah, they got back together... he's so pussy whipped
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After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.
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When you fill a sock up with shit (presumably yours), freeze it, and wait till the opportune moment to take it out and whip a mofo with it :D
Dude, I stayed the night and Aarons house yesterday, and he frickin' woke me up with a gnarly bull whip! Shit wasn't even frozen all the way!
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When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
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