Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

deck chair

getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .

bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.

sunny- i aint a chair

bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.

put on the chair

(To be): to be given the death penalty by electrocution

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar