before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?
after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
A Vibe check, or formerly, a viiiiiiibe check, is the conduction of an individual's vibe, done by one worthy of a Vibe licence (see below for details) with the Vibe-o-meter. If a willing participant makes the Vibe-o-meter go green, it means the participant is hereby deemed chill, and is awarded the exclusive Vibe Licence which needs to be renewed annually. Additional methods for receiving a Licence are to fist bump the Dwayne the Rock Johnson, own a 2007 Pontiac Vibe no longer in production, Figure out Obama's last name or get your YouTube video demonetized.
Hey man, I can see that you're vibing, allow me to conduct a certified vibe check.
Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...
Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)
1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)
First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"
Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."
First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."
process of ensuring that there's enough toilet paper to meet your needs PRIOR to using public toilet
Joe forgot to do a TP Check. He had to dirty-ass it to the next stall to finish wiping.
Bringing attention to someone's dope and/or wack fit.
Yooo nice shoes bro FIT CHECK!
The act of checking an asshole for spokes. If there no spokes the ass is probably blown out. Spokes are the creases in your asshole
I always spoke check the bitch to see if it is worth going back door.