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Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain
When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.
(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
A mature economy that still has asperations and the perception of achieving larger growth numbers similar to it's much younger and underdeveloped piers.
Man, the United States has really turned into a cougar economy after this last recession.
If we keep outsourcing our production and relying on the service industry we are going to be a major cougar economy.
Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.
Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”