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Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"
I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.
(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.
Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.
Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!
CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."
A towel used to wash a prostitute's vagina on the daily, what is commonly known as a hoe-bath, if u are referred to as a crust-rag you should be very offended , this is highest form of insultation
Iv'e Lost My Crust-Rag.
Fuck You Crust Rag!
When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”
Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!
Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.