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These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family
Example of Asian Grading Scale:
Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!
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Birthed by the enlightened minds at the London School of Economics Bankside House at the eve of 2022, this 1-5 scale, initially of a quarterly being (later amended to 6 and then 5), provided a progressive and refreshing new scale. The love child of several future Nobel laureates, the scale became widely adopted due to its simplicity as well as its acceptance of the fluctuating opinions that arise when analysing beauty both male, female and of any other kind:
The Scale works as follows:
1 - I would not get with them and I struggle to see why anybody else would (Not further divisible)
2 - I would not get with them but I see why somebody else would (Split into high, low and middle)
3 - I would get with them but I see why somebody else would not (Split into high, low and middle)
4 - I would get with them and I can’t see why anybody else would not (Not further divisible, as any disputes of preference within the 4 category are simply arbitrary)
5 - A rank that exists merely in theory but's existence is fundamental:
- A person who, by definition is a 4, but with an extra requirement:
- he, she or other, is so out of your league that you are simply satisfied to get with them just once, without ever pursuing or attempting to woo them again; your singular interaction should be a moment comparable to Jivanmukta, although one can only theorise
person 1: did you see who person 2 was getting with last night
person 3: yh they were a mid 2
person 1: mid 2? thats a bit harsh
person 3: no mid 2 on the LSE New Scale
*person 1 and 3 smile at the camera breaking the fourth wall and ruining the scene*
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A phrase used to express ones satisfaction that the correct weight of illicit drugs was supplied.
Yo Han, that shit was all G on the scale !
Ty, bro all G on the scale ! Werd up !
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A = Average
B = Below Average
C = Crap
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore
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Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:
A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...
Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.
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The grading scale for an Asian student is typically different from that of the average American student.
When you're a normal American:
A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.
B: Above average, you're still doing good
C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking
D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try
F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.
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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.
A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.
B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!
C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.
D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.
F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.
i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
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What you can use to turn boring videos to super funny videos. You will often funny funny faces, weird frames, and weird bodies.
"Holy fuck dude, I just watch this video with content aware scale and I shitted my pants because of laughter!"