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lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 17, 2013


Fur Shark

MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.

The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.

Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.

by mylifeisaverageapparently March 30, 2010


loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).

<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004


loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.

"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."

by coldy! July 21, 2004


loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.

"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."

by James Padgett July 18, 2004


Loan Shark

A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.

Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?

Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!

Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!

by ElGrego March 13, 2011


shark pit

A pick up joint. A club or bar where the men are ruthlessly hitting on women in search of someone to take home.

Don't ever take a date to a shark pit, she'll get hit on all night.

by Deena May 24, 2005