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A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush
dude hes such a poker newbie he fell for the toilet principle
When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).
Damn! Someone call the janitor! The boy's bathroom's gotta cocoa toilet goin on in it!
When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."
Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"
Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.
Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?
Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!
Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!
a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
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A toilet girl is an “influencer” who gets a paid for trip to Dubai, just to end up chained to a toilet and getting fuc*ed in the mouth by rich men
“Becky is so hot dude but she was just at this huge yacht in Dubai so I’m worried that she was a toilet girl”