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A euphemism for assisted living nobody is really independent of the system because our government believes people with disabilities are weak and defenseless and therefore have to be babied.
Independent living in such a farce there is no such thing as independence nowadays
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Living the Dream
In our world this means - Working from Home -
Common definition - Living the fucking dream (LTFD)
Living the Dream
ie - not coming into the office so you plug your work laptop into your home broadband router and log in to works secure network via vpn then go away and
a) wash the dogs
b) Gardening - prune the bush
c) DIY such as 'Tongue and Groove'
d) Have a rather large poo
e) disappear for 2 hours into town shopping then come back and claim you are having connection problems to the work network
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1.living the dream is a term used by many Arwing Marines sarcastically refering to how there day is going or how there life is at that point in time.
Marine 1: how are you doing?
Marine 2: im living the dream.
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Something that is taking place right before your eyes. When an event is so simultaneous to your actual experience of it a simple "live" won't do.
Jeff: Hey man, are you watching the game right now?
Ron: Hell yeah, this game is live as fuck, live as fuck is this game!
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Home to Nerds,Geeks,Online Gangsters,Retarded Yanks, New Borns,Mums and dads. Xbox Live is a war zone you will get abuse shouted at you for no reason. Americans think British people have bad teeth and eat crumpets. Online Gangsters threaten to find out where you live and beat you up. Little Kids swear and think they are cool. Mum's and dads which should be working or looking after there kids and playing xbox instead.
XBL Mum: * baby crying* Wait one minute.
Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch!
Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv!
Me: oh no!
Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth!
Me: And your fat!
This is Xbox Live!
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1. A great place to play friends,make new ones,and play other people around the world !!
2. A place were hundreds of white people can talk shit about black people. Knowing damn well that they won't call me a 'nigger', and say other racist jokes in my face. And if I ever say something about a white person, I'm a 'racists'.
lol..
xbox live.....
1. Me: Hey 'blank', good game. Send me a friend request !!!!
'blank' : Yea man, good game !!!
2. Me: Hey Brian, what did we do today in class !?
Brian: 'IDK' even know man, I was asleep!!
3. Me: Hey 'blank', shut the hell up and get a kill. DAMN!!
'Blank': Shut up, you fucking 'nigger'. Go pick some cotton for me !!!
Me: White people are so funny these days! Chill with the racists jokes, 'plz'
'Blank': You calling me a racists ?! You fucking 'porch monkey' !!
My 'gamertag' is..King904...holla bck.
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Either meaning sex, or a stripper literally taking off ALL her clothes at a strip club and proceeding to make out with men from the audience.
Dude, I got the best Asian porn video yesterday!
Whatever man. I've got my fill of live porn at my girlfriends house.
Hey Tyler. Are you coming to my 21st? There'll be live porn!
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