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love juice that comes out of your spam javelin
chris evans likes his he-nut butter
a way of safely telling someone you love gay sex and have one or more std’s
dude1: nah he tweaking
dude2: damn bro you’re hella gay
What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
The unfunniest thing ever said on the internet
"Nah he tweakin"
"Nah he tweakin"
"Nah he tweakin"
"Nah he tweakin"
"Nah he tweakin"
"Nah he tweakin"
"Nah he tweakin"
former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name
He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.
When a capybara does some devious shit and pulls up
"Did you hear about that capybara who pulled up?"
"Ong bro that shit was fire he pull up"