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To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.
Halo 3 example
Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"
Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"
During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.
also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.
Antonym: Epic Win
Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
Bewbs of epic proportion.
Go ahead, type, "Epic bewbs," in on Google.
General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Cool, awesome, really attractive man (not woman), perfect package, spicy primate, the possibility of success.
Oh my god! He is so hot. He is totally epic boots!
To fail horribly
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"
"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"
1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."