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A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom
Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs
Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you
6ishop: that’s why your clips suck
Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you
When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.
Wanna come over and hump me like ricky the walrus
When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.
"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"
"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"
"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"
"Ew"
Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...
As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?
They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.
When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.