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Noun - The frontal portion of armpit hair resembling weeds in the sidewalk which remain visible even when the owners arms are at his or her side and found on persons who don't groom themselves properly... truly disgusting.
Geez bro, mix in some man-scaping! You better bust out the weed whacker and trim those nasty "pit weeds" cuz face it... you ain't gettin' no play at the pool party runnin' that shit out there!
When your friends are all high and talking to you but you're unable to partake.
"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"
Girls pay for caller identification because it gives them peace of mind to weed out calls from their boyfriends.
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A pot head, with enough years of experience and ability to camouflage him(her)self as a non-stoner amongst coworkers and/or society.
Dude! Did you know Joe, from work, gets high every night?
No way! I could never see him being a stoner.
Yeah man, he's such a Weed Ninja.
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A rapper who centers all or almost all of their rap music around marijuana.
He only raps about weed, so he is a weed rapper.
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1 gram: $10
8th (3.5 grams): $30
4th (7 grams): $55(ish)
Half (14 grams): $100(ish)
Zip (28 grams): $200(ish)
This fucker gave me $40 for 2 g’s, gotta know your weed prices or you’ll get ripped off like him.
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1.Someone who always has to start the bowl, and when smoking with noobs he/she steals extra hits while instructing.
2. One person who takes extra hits when no ones looking or when some think the bowl is ashed but its not: so he/she finishes it.
1.Guys, you have to take your finger off the hole when clearing the bowl. Let me show you. *takes 3 hits Wow: I'm gonna call you the weed bandit from now on.
2.Melissa !! I just saw you take like 4 hits! C'mon guys, I was just seeing if it was done. I am the weed bandit.
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