tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

Tree Dan

When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.

I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

Baguette Tree

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.

Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

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Tree Climber

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

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