Trying to peel a potato with another potato

Another term for depressed.

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

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If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

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Did you try your best?

I don't know. Are you being truthful in relationship to your awareness of my existence?

Did you try your best?

Hym "Yeah, dawg! I tried, like, super-duper hard!"

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Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

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Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

trying to make your snap score higher

this is when you use snap someone multiple times to get a higher snapchat score

ur trying to make your snap score higher