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Small cock, A bit bisexual,But loves his women. an absolute chad for partying and loves his pals x
Adam Valentine is a horse
Literally the most prettiest and coolest person I've ever met I'm so glad I met her and I really hope we could see eachother soon.
Rosario/Valentine is a good gf
Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
An Emo boy who writes books about gay people
Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!
yea you know isabelle denise valentine shes a stupid brat
The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..