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"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
Johnny always said he doesn't use condoms coz his pull out game is strong! And now he got susan preggos with his radar vision.
The ability to see through the "bullshit."
I knew Eric was up to something; must have been my radar vision.
a 2003 novella by Janet Evanovich. It is the first of (to date) four "Between the Numbers" volumes in Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series,
Visions of Sugar Plums is the best book
When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.
Ex : His beaver vision is on.
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When you eye some one up and down looking at there flaws so u can roast the shit outta them.
John had his terminator vision all over Sarah. He was waiting for something to go down
Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid
A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"