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National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022


doo wad

A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.

Just enough money to get a person into trouble.

Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.

by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022


Potty Wads

A pair of under wear that has potty engulfed in them. Also can be said as a comparison to how something feels. (noun)

Wool... How about these pajamas. Nope I said, I rather sleep in potty wads.

by )(olla2.0 December 8, 2010


Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023


Wad Waste

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

by jimmycrapedcorn November 17, 2014


Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 10, 2022


Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 21, 2022

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