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when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.
Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.
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When two or more weenie dogs cuddle with you at one time. The same term applies when two weenie dogs want affection at the same time in other circumstances.
I am watching television with a friend, then two weenie dogs climb up onto the couch and cuddle with me. I say to my friend "I am living the weenie life"
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weenie meat is a nigga with a fat ass dick; a penis that is long and fat.
{some girl} a girl did u fuck chris vernon last night?
{some other girl} yeah girl he got weenie meat.
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a girl who's too big of a wuss to give a blow job so she goes with the weak ass hand job.
I had a raging boner and all I got was a weenie arm dipper. I'm dumping that bitch.
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yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?
yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.
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When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
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Sex, or when u can't think of another word for a guitar sound or any thing, insert into sentance.
Origin - came along when Tom and Sarah were listening to a song and the guitar went Weenie-new-new
Variations - Weenie-neenie-new-new
Ur such a weenie-new-new
Go weenie-new-new ur self
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