Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.

Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.

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You Know You're Cool When

Used as an expression when someone does something so randomly stupid its funny. its sort of like, the action is the word after the "u know ur cool when" so "u know when ur cool when (you've peed in a can)"

guy:i just peed in a can
girl:You know you're cool when

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pop when we get intimate

louis tomlinson pops his alpha knot during intercourse with harry styles

“you pop when we get intimate”

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I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

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you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by South Tahoe High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of south tahoe high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?
Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

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what happens when i die

You get shat on by a bird, have a sizure cus it cum on u to fash and die by a ford get fenesed mate

What happens when i die

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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .

Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..

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