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While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.
This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!
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When a person of Irish descent has too much to drink they have Irish whiskey dick. This differs from regular whiskey dick because the Irish person is able to maintain an erection, however they are unable to finish sexually.
Yo Bryce got Irish whiskey dick with his girl last night.
Sucks for him but I bet she loved it.
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When you pregame so hard that you have no rizz when you actually show up to the club
Bro 1: I don’t know what’s going on with our rizz bro, we can’t pull tonight.
Bro 2: We got whiskey rizz bro.
Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.
Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!
When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.
Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner
When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD
Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!