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I got that Whiskey that you like!

While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.

This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!

by Fuzzy43 March 14, 2009


Irish whiskey dick

When a person of Irish descent has too much to drink they have Irish whiskey dick. This differs from regular whiskey dick because the Irish person is able to maintain an erection, however they are unable to finish sexually.

Yo Bryce got Irish whiskey dick with his girl last night.
Sucks for him but I bet she loved it.

by Irish Bryce June 26, 2012


whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018


whiskey drinkers whistle

a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal

my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle

by Samran53 October 21, 2020


Double dippin your whiskey bits

When you can’t get a boner for sex, but have sex anyways. With 2 DIFFERENT people

You were beyond hammered last night, and you nailed both of them?
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah

by Urnicus72 February 19, 2018


sunshine going through a glass of whiskey

The color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes.

Person 1: Okay, so how would describe the color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes? Hazel? Gold?
Person 2: Dude, I love you but you are a great big bag o' dicks if you don't know Rich's eye color is sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.

by LPCollins December 12, 2018


Whiskey on tha Cox

Named after the famous sausage chef. Cox was known for roasting an incredibly thick sausage in a short period of time whilst still maintaining the shaft girth and stiffness. This legend was believed to be the best across all the land. Cox was an absolute craftsman. The scoundrel was soo fuckin badass they named a drink after the man. The drink is a stiff one..and it goes by the name of "Scotch on tha Cox". I cannot tell you how its made or what it contains because I would have to kill you but the small lady still makes them at Zone and they are ill. Cheerio!

Whiskey on tha Cox "I sure am feeling a Cox on tha Rox deep inside my mansoul tonight my good lad,, I pray to lord Capriati that Rude-e will allow me a drink ticket for one and me mate "

by m jay December 04, 2016