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While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.
This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!
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When a person of Irish descent has too much to drink they have Irish whiskey dick. This differs from regular whiskey dick because the Irish person is able to maintain an erection, however they are unable to finish sexually.
Yo Bryce got Irish whiskey dick with his girl last night.
Sucks for him but I bet she loved it.
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a game where you take a half bottle of a whiskey of your choice the other half of bottle cum. you play rock paper scissors and whoever loses has to drink the bottle until they throw up or finish the bottle or they collapse
dude i was playing white n sticky whiskey with my girl and she finished the whole bottle first try and didnt even fall foen
damn dude your girl is a freak
Damn bruh, this white whiskey has got me feelin some type of way.
Named after the famous sausage chef. Cox was known for roasting an incredibly thick sausage in a short period of time whilst still maintaining the shaft girth and stiffness. This legend was believed to be the best across all the land. Cox was an absolute craftsman. The scoundrel was soo fuckin badass they named a drink after the man. The drink is a stiff one..and it goes by the name of "Scotch on tha Cox". I cannot tell you how its made or what it contains because I would have to kill you but the small lady still makes them at Zone and they are ill. Cheerio!
Whiskey on tha Cox "I sure am feeling a Cox on tha Rox deep inside my mansoul tonight my good lad,, I pray to lord Capriati that Rude-e will allow me a drink ticket for one and me mate "
When you can’t get a boner for sex, but have sex anyways. With 2 DIFFERENT people
You were beyond hammered last night, and you nailed both of them?
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah
A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.
Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...