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The guy that bangs and finger blast everyone’s mom’s and MILF’s, and has a big slong.
Yo did you see Howard griffin coming out of toms house.
Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.
Shane Howard just had a new victim!
A person who is entirely obsessed with females, but pretends to hate them so his friends accept him. And hates the show "My Little Pony" but tells everyone he watches it to seem like a brony.
Girl: "Hey Rohan, do you watch My Little Pony?"
Rohan: "Of course I do, I am a Howard-Fabretto. Go away because you're a girl and I hate you"
Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.
Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.
person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz
(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles
Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?