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to top off one's waffle with scrambled eggs due to lack of syrup in ones bottle
Cool College Kid: (puts eggs on top of waffle cause hes a cool college kid)
Cooler College Kid: "Oh, I see you're on the Mac Miller diet."
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A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
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A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.
We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.
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Jokingly giving credit to the wrong person on purpose.
Origin from the beginning of the movie Snipers (1993)
"Dude you turned in a paper that isn't yours and got full credit! Good shot Miller!"
A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.
While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.
I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.
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the worst woman in dance existence.
Person: Oh hey ya know Abby Lee Miller?
other person: oh yeah, you mean the annoying elderly ass dance teacher?
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