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the art of female masturbation
Last night while my boyfriend was asleep I went digging for worms.
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A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.
Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!
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Eeeew!! Ralph had too much to drink & now he's doing a worm shit!!
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a) reason to live.
b) our lord and saviour.
c) who knows what crime worm will commit when it comes off the string.
d) always up for arson
Person 1: Hey do you like worm on a string?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: I’ve let mine off the string. It committed mass homocide
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An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.
The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.
the king of all motherfucking dicks.
OMG Susan Aaron totally has a king worm.