zero tolerance

Zero tolerance means that you get your ass handed to you the first time you break the law instead of getting slaps on the wrist the first few time like celebrities get.

I'm in jail for fifty years just because I killed somebody when I was driving drunk. Shit, it's not like I do it all the time. It was only once, and I gotta serve time. Fuck. Fuckin' Diana Ross gets away with this, but I gotta serve this shit. Fuck.

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coke zero

a label drug dealers put on bags of crack so skinny bitches will buy them.

EX: i want some coke - a
no! get coke zero, it doesnt have calories - b

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sub zero

when a girl is going down on a man, and before he nuts, he yells out "shhhhiiiinng" and pretends he's sub zero from morTal combat, freezing the girl in place with his special move.

"man last night this girl was suckin my dick and i pulled a sub zero on her."

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ground zero

the site where the twin towers used to stand in new york.

"i am going to pay my respects at ground zero"

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Rule Zero

The customer always lies.

The customer said this happened. Dude...Remember Rule Zero!

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cherry zero

sweet nectar of the gods

i dont want to write an example for cherry zero

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saved by zero

The excrutiating pain of being raped by a hungry grizzly bear.

"You look horrible today!"
"I know. I couldn't sleep at all. I was having nightmares about Saved By Zero all night."

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